Butch Merigoni

These are fragments of conversations overheard in public. (2012-present) 

I can see that.

I had just started contemplating yogurt options.

Just thinking about my diet.

That's what I like.

I'm pregnant too.

Forty-five minutes from here by bus.

I don’t have strong feelings.

Thank you.

Harlem

Little pillows will help.

That was meant to be.

This friend of Ray and Rachel.

This is not your bag.

Over-priced salads

Twenty minutes

A lot of cotton and a big red shirt.

Never ending pasta bowl.

I've only hung out in the woods.

I work out then I get a salad.

I love Bette Midler in that.

That's aggressive.

Females that have the European background.

You make them into mountains every time.

I just bought this sweater.

I'm open.

I knew she came from heaven.

That's exciting.

My son looks like Santa Claus.

You told me you were awesome.

I already did that.

I wanna see you everyday. I wanna see YOU everyday.

I have a full day of training on Wednesday.

I have to appreciate you.

Are donkeys from Mexico?

Did you just lie to me?

Turkey, chicken or beef?

I need to cook  more often.

And I need more stores.

I never have money.

I was ashamed of that pizza place.

Can I jump in there with you?

Finally, a little bit of a thank you.

Small, big, doesn't matter.

Thank you.

You're a bitch. You know what I'm talking about.

What made you go to Belgium?

We really have to spotlight her.

I can definitely do that.

Yes.

That's true.

Nothing was wrong with that baby. Not a single thing.

This trainer’s coming to my house.

They kept trying to feed me.

You get a bike and go.

I love surprises.

Well, I don't like it.

Un. Believable.

Ceramic ceramics ceramics

I need a haircut.

I’m listening but I’m not.

I feel like fanny packs just bring out the boy in me.

In terms of closet building.

That is not at all water-proof.

I don’t know why people think colored pants are such a

I’m also terrified of the ghosts of my ancestors.

I also claim things now.

This crazy rash.

My dad’s ex-wife’s children.

Love that.

I love you too Steve.

Am I getting judged?

I don’t think he does.

My son-in-law loves to cook.

You gotta be careful.

You didn't put the turkey in yet?

Not too spicy

You don’t cross a bridge? It’s not that bad.

It’s like a jungle gym of furniture.

Thousands of years is a long time.

Iceland was warmer than Utah.

He's acquired a fairly good beard.

That’s irrelevant but I’ll take my stuff.

Why do you keep saying that?

I felt very settled.

We could sit together.

So many husbands in our lives. It’s scary.

Smells so good.

You need to ask. She needs to share.

That’s what I’m saying to you.

Falafels with your feet up.

That looks nice.

Human competition

We have the upstairs refrigerator freezer, we have the downstairs magic freezer.

Perfect is a bit much.

Do what you can, right?

And she still has two lions.

The coffee business

Just don’t get married. Or engaged.

You’re too handsome. That’s obvious.

It’s a kiddie cartoon movie that’s completely mindless.

Indeed. Indeed.

Tear the ships apart and build a giant horse.

I don’t know shit.

Wherever you turn a corner there’s a surprise.

Ah, that'll be nice.

I don’t know if that’s it though.

She’s getting rejected everywhere.

Make my bed.

Also, he’s not a dick.

I don’t think Jonah wants me to travel.

I ain’t cried in years, but if I fail that test tomorrow, I’m gonna cry.

Jack has a tutor.

He speaks in a monotone voice.

So you mean he actually made sense?

You bring a couple bottles of champagne and I'll bring the glasses.

The chicken marsala is always good.

It'll complete it. It'll feel like you have somewhere to put your

Im not gonna come back tonight.

I’d rather just stay here.

Dude, this is so intense man.

I’m meeting up with this chick at eight.

I’m in limbo right now.

That’s not what they’re looking for.

They had to do a background check.

Wheres your brother?

This is the kind of customer service you give to clients?

The dumb idiots that work in customer service

No. No, no, no.

You. Are. Grimy. Word.

She purposefully didn’t invite us.

Your stairs are steep.

That’s the one. That’s the one right there.

1-800 look up shit

Fuck it

It’s a comfort pillow.

Let’s stop watching sports.

That’s why he loves me.

I just got through talking to my mom. Yeah, I’m straight. I’m straight straight.

Jesus

I can’t even enjoy my own kids.

A football player.

I wonder why she thought that was OK?

My favorite was my mom.

You have some good highlights.

The food was good.

Ooooo, this is a bad thing.

They've got everything here.

Enjoy it.

Exactly

I’m just an intern. I make like nothing.

You gotta come back to the crib. Tonight!

I need ice cream.

Good shit

No more shopping spree.

Where am i going next? Where am I going next?

They bought a used fridge.

That’s a lot of money.

Put up a red flag.

Isn’t he a boy?

With bacon on top.

And some hot wings in there.

That happens to me sometimes.

I'll have everything ready by eight o’clock.

You never know, right?

I don’t know what die hard means.

When a no name band goes on tour.

I ain’t gettin' broke.

Money ain’t worth shit.

She’s the witch.

I hated that.

Like he was inside all day.

Is it a female thing?

I know how far I can go.

She can be like a little bit, you know?

I hate that.

I love that.

I do not.

Yeah, that’s what I’m asking.

People are professionals.

I agree with her.

I gotta make a fresh pot of coffee.

Don’t go anywhere.

You know where mine is? It’s in my fanny pack.

It’s a two way visual.

I renovated it so it’s fabulous.

It’s a big ole sweaty mess down there.

I was just thinking that.

I’m so Wisconsin on the inside.

His dad was a crooked cop.

Oh my God my ears

All of the people are over there.

They have free shipping n shit.

It helps you manage your expectations of what’s possible.

Anything that’s a red flag for you?

I drink coffee a lot.

You look good. You do.

You are not my friend.

Your skin looks really good today,

I’m thinking about canceling my membership.

We need like a career counseling session.

I’m going early cause I have to eat with the kids.

No, I’ve got that candidate lunch at noon.

I have a feeling I’m not gonna know anymore about her when I come back than I do now.

Hopefully soon.

I’m tired, I’m hungry.

They’ve got chicken pot pie down there.

That’s why I don’t wanna go alone.

I hate midtown with a passion.

That’s a shitty thing to say

He’s such a dick.

That shit bothers me.

It makes me die.

I’m really excited about wine I'll tell ya.

Me do you a favor?

Two zero one nine seven two

A black hole of loveless fucking.

I kept feeling like I was meant to not enjoy it.

Stop lying. Stop telling stories.

It’s the man who owns Trader Joe’s.

This is a new year and you’re starting your bullshit.

Everybody knows everybody.

I need to know who, what and where.

Am I not gonna want it in four months?

Are you sure you don’t want that?

Yeah, I hate that.

I told her the day she got it that’s super gross.

I need some structural boundaries.

We sniffed at the same time.

Anything is possible.

Have you been out lately?

He's always changing.

I used to get a Christmas card.

It’s kinda true though.

We all worked in PR together.

I'll just do the family thing.

My wife breaks my balls.

I can’t even start.

I will make note of flavors.

I'll give it to you when I give it to you.

I try and stay away from milk and cheese.

Oh shit

Thank you for the experience.

No, I’m telling you right now.

That’s not your fault.

You are not directionally challenged.

Looks like a good menu.

Tomorrow will be better.

Your choice

Sometimes you say the dumbest shit.

So much work

You’re getting in the full experience.

She has to go out every night.

I’m gonna show you what I mean.

It said 6:30 to 9:00.

Stupid shit

I really like it.

I don’t do those things but

Tell me when you’re done.

Rob, do me a favor, ask Joe.

Yeah, but I need it. Yeah, but then she'll feel bad.

Pick up relish.

I guess they're back ordered.

So it would be ten, ten, twenty-ten.

A month’s worth of stuff.

They have all kinds.

This is always good.

Pinto beans

It doesn’t feel like it.

Their successful retirement didn't happen overnight. 

Are you a cookie person?

Why is there screaming in golf?

It's almost forty years.

I could switch it. 

I had just started contemplating yogurt options.

Just thinking about my diet.

That's what I like. 

Forty-five minutes from here by bus.

The Bronx

A high-pitched noise that just keeps going. 

Twenty minutes

A lot of cotton and a big red shirt.

Never ending pasta bowl.

I've only hung out in the woods. 

I'm trying to get it everywhere off. It's disgusting. 

I go out every night.

I work out then I get a salad.

That's aggressive. 

You're here every Friday. 

You make them into mountains every time.

I just bought this sweater

I'm open.

We're all good guys.

I knew she came from heaven.

Just shy of three feet.

I didn't say there were no flowers. 

That's exciting.

My son looks like Santa Claus. 

You told me you were awesome. 

I need to talk to her about that. 

I already did that.  

I have a full day of training on Wednesday 

I have to appreciate you

Are donkeys from Mexico?

Did you just lie to me?

Chicken turkey or beef

Oh, yeah yeah yeah 

Is this chicken and broccoli?

I need to cook. 

And I need more stores

Why don't you like your ankles? 

I never have money.

I was ashamed of that pizza place.

Why do you want to make people feel bad?

Five, ninety-four, ninety-four

Can I jump in there with you?

Hold on to the night. Hold on to the memories

Finally, a little bit of a thank you 

Small big, doesn't matter 

Thank you

You're a bitch. You know what I'm talking about. 

What made you go to Belgium?

We really have to spotlight her

I can definitely do that.

Yes

That's true.

Nothing was wrong with that baby. Not a single thing. 

This trainers coming to my house.

They kept trying to feed me.

Well I don't like. 

I love surprises.

You get a bike and go.

I need a haircut. 

People are on the internet constantly.


No more favors.

I just try to help people out. Not everybody though.

OK go back to dancing.

Those are so cute. And we’re going to a sports club.

Slimy ass motherfucker

I have three friends.

It’s crazy that you’re in chemistry and I’m in astronomy.

Seriously

Everyone loves it.

Separatism. It’s confusing.

Somebody might wanna walk through romance.

Romance is gonna be hard.

Like, if you don’t get what you want

He’s a dick.

That’s a lot of verbs.

Animals and their characteristics.

That I can.

It’s the creepiest, most amazing thing on earth.

That’s a really fun time.

I mean it’s sort of a waste of money.

I don’t think they would take a chance on me.

They’ve been married sixty-five years.

She was like, you know?

The weather

That was so long ago.

We have the beginning and we have the ending.

I’m gonna eat this macaroni real quick.

I don’t care. This is not true.

That was beautiful. That was fucking beautiful.

How many people on this train are talented?

How about the tortellini?

A shit ton of people.

There’s a baby

Tie my shoe.

Right next to the fridge. It’s right there.

She was like, clearly like,

Spandex world

Why am I’m the liar?

I’m gonna sleep right here.

I like music.

I just wouldn’t do that.

Dining, catering, dancing.

I said maybe way out in space.

It just looks like Bobby.

Something super casual.

Next time

How special you are?

I’m going that way.

I did get really excited about snow.

I do have a sink.

I just wanted to sleep a lot.

Who doesn’t love donuts?

Let’s go to the beauty supply.

Be very deliberate.

The house has a number of features.

Nice and greasy

Finish rolling these.

They’re just numbers.

We’re not there yet.

Bring everything over here.

Put your line out. Bring it out to the country.

Body building is hard.

Amtrak is nice.

At least I was young then.

No, I absolutely want you to come.

Straight outta the oven.

I just want some gum.

Daniel is probably smarter than Mark.

I miss him already.

He loves everything.

It’s just chicken & rice, but it has really good sauce.

It wasn’t just like 1 time, it was like two times.

What am I gonna do?

I’m a genuine person.

And I was like

You’re gonna need a helmet and some boots.

You know? That man fun.

She’s beautiful. In her home and everything she does.

Janet and Frank

There’s a party on every corner.

Thank you

I wanna go to a water park.

Take a pile of dog shit.

This place is unbelievable.

He just had crepes.

I walk everywhere.

I would hate that.

I always have fun.

They’re very effective.

I know I owe you twenty bucks.

I lived on Long Island.

It can be anything.

Is that really real?

The audacity

I have on black pants.

No. No I don’t.

They’re a little more rotund.

No. Absolutely not.

You got my hat and other shit.

I want this summer to be good.

Everybody’s different.

You wanna know what’s going on inside of ya?

Don’t get me wrong, I wanna look good.

I’m not really where I wanna be, but

Is that what everybody does?

Pork buns are my favorite food.

That’s the way I do it.

I’m gonna spit in your hand.

I wanna fight for you.

A bucket of different kinds of balls.

Shit damn

I need bread.

That’s too much for my professor.

If it’s not an issue.

Congratulations

You’re wasting your time.

Honestly, I think once a month is a lot.

She felt really bad.

There’s a difference between a girl and a woman.

Get a bathing suit

I sell pianos for a living. I’m not hitting on you. I’m also a photographer.

But then I came to my senses.

Because my mom is a liar.

Internal improvement project

For experimentation

Then again, I don’t play piano.

Cause dad’s an emotional person.

Hordes and hordes of people.

And I will live off that.

If it’s like a lot.

This is stupid.

She seems alright.

My breath stinks.

He goes to her and shows him the cape.

I know my own number.

You’re enjoying our time, I know that.

He was actually born in a barn.

What was that whole beach thing? So stupid.

My magic eye

When I’m older

We’ll get em. Maybe.

I don’t wanna talk shit about my boyfriend.

That’s a good ass buffet, too.

His dad’s sister

My mom is from Peru.

I’m not gonna stress about it.

I know my sister tried for like a year and a half.

I’m very pro adoption.

Sports

That’s my body, man.

Muscle milk and a salad

I would not allow my grandmother to come here.

I’m the best.

Nah, he’s such a sweetheart.

I learned a lot.

No, I’m taking the dog.

Different families

By the end of this year.

Sometimes we can agree.

Every time I try and do something. People just causing problems.

She just wants the five thousand.

She’s been practicing.

Richard is not reliable.

I guess you’re right. No, maybe I’m wrong.

Yes

We’re going the wrong way.

I have two left.

He’s just a nightmare.

I’m going to physically leave the building at 4:15 tomorrow.

An opportunity to do something with your life.

I did the right thing.

I sit next to this person every single day.

I look like a diaper.

Kill me in that area.

Flash cards are easy.

I’m sure you will.

There’s something aggressive.

That ever happen to you?

I love poppy seeds.

That’s all the hair.

For brunch they have four categories.

Don’t get arrested.

Tennis

Oh my God.

She’s like the princess of Mexico.

The weather must be nice in Texas.

I feel so comfortable being in a city with garbage.

It’s like Chinese food.

Your dad

Chicken noodle soup

Selfish

That’s where you fucked up.

Old fashioned oats

I haven’t had that experience yet.

The sea otter has no blubber.

Animals with hooves

He’s an alligator.

On a more professional level.

I buy everything online.

They have Cheez-its or Animal Crackers.

Please say yes.

Look at the size of this driveway.

That’s where you’re supposed to go.

That was crazy.

Please try this.

All you’re doing is complaining.

It’s amazing.

Because it is.

I swear to God I was on Google last night.

I like to do everything from scratch.

Count to three.

I need to figure out what to do with that.

Shit

Are you nomadic?

Thirty-thousand dollars

We should’ve never gone back.

How is that possible?

That’s why I need to have a relationship.

I’m not doing all that back and forth shit.

I understand what you’re saying.

I want to roll away.

Don’t touch my tongue.

You’re touching my life.

He’s from Pittsburgh.

That’s not what I’m trying to say.

Don’t drop things on the floor.

We’re walking home.

Yeah, we could rotate.

That is such a good idea.

Right here

My abs

But everywhere

When I like something about something.

You can't just make a cult classic.

Let's talk about how you felt when you walked out.

They have glass bottoms so you can see the bitch.

This might be weird, but I can't smell anything.

Whenever dad’s around he gets so possessive.

I wish the real Yoda was in here.

My brother Raymond is a workaholic.

It's Astor Place not Astor Palace.

Are you like holy shit, it's happening?!

I'm always open to being allured by something.

World of jealousy

This is a strange phenomenon. We must investigate.

Anything after but is bullshit. Anything after but is bullshit.

Are you sure that's what that says?

I don't like bananas.

Can I get tea or is that like outta the question?

I’m just trying to figure out how to get people to give us money.

This isn't funny, but it's funny: a friend of mine, she's a heroin addict.

Actually, these make good exterior walls.

Sunday brunch

Why don't more people lay in the streets?

Well, I think for me what's important here is

I need a man.

Not my dancy pants.

And you're buying titanium! Who broke does that?!

And I got a fried Twix bar.

I mean, that's why I 

What do you mean fine? What am I supposed to do?

Washington was so much faster.

I'm just here for 

Wanna change? Change.

There's nothing we can do.

Whatever the hell might work I'm trying it.

The things she knows.

So, how do you think that went?

No, that's OK, thank you.

Well, you walk into a room.

That's not how we do. THAT’S how we do.

Obviously, we're going the wrong way.

In like a tribal pattern.

And yes, my melodramatic approach. 

I had the entire comforter covering me as I was walking around.

You shouldn't sacrifice yourself for everyone.

I know almost every efficacy rate on the market.

Not that far from

Fucking turtles

Are they too long or do they fit right?

No, I know what you mean. Those moments when it's not working.

She loses herself in orbit.

She's very lovely.

Uh huh 

Strictly rules

You know that hurts my throwing arm.

In terms of like

What would you do?

Just have fun. I don't give a shit what you do.

Do you miss home? Cause people do that.

A mind full of worry.

I mean, like, it was

All the walls. All the walls around the parameter. You need to get out more.

I remember.

I hate it when that happens.

Yeah, it's a lot financially. 

Wha wha wha wha 

That ain't no excuse.

The creative fucking force of our company.

More shopping, more coffee, more parties.

I'll work on it, I mean, what can I do?

It's cohesive.

The Birkenstocks definitely helped.

I train all day.

Look, this is how you fly.

Spend some time in the south.

Tiny bit of difference is a lot of difference.

Garbage

I just make things up.

It's a lot.

I know I'm looking to see where it is. Do you know where it is?

Well, that's new.

I learned how to organize my day.

I have one real sister.

My wife does that everyday.

I went to London and I stayed with him.

It's like I'm sure you feel similar.

Yeah. Yeah.

Put the coffee down.

It's a 4 inch round key lime pie on a stick.

I was literally looking for a place like

It literally was.

Well, it all looks so

That was

Sure yeah, for when?

But it's not like that.

I love it. It's been one of those things I've

You know what I won't do.

As a dude, I’d much rather 

A really long time.

He sells insurance.

All this stuff.

He's definitely an outdoor guy.

I'm the only one here bro. 

I am very

We go over to get the yogurt.

Human. Shit.

That's not the same thing.

Are we eating this tonight?

I'm not fucking doing that.

Like five

Yuh yuh yuh 

Yeah, kind of.

Sorry about your foot.

Holding out. Staying up all night. 

You didn't do that.

Maybe a beer garden. 

You need a lot of space.

His wheels are turning and I'm like

He took a bikini clad girl and threw her in the grass.

Girl, that is not the same.

Cuticle moisturizer

That's some shit right there.

I haven't had IHOP since Saturday, what are we gonna do about that?

That's not what you wear. 

You'll be fine if you hit the ground.

I'm fine with my belly button.

Outside

Are you seriously doing that?

I want to be social. I don't wanna be here.

I just want to go home, take a shower and get this sand off me.

No one cares that much about yoga.

The right amount of sophistication and the right amount of goodbye.

They won't really say exactly why they want.

I mean there are opportunities.

That's too much.

Just because she's confident doesn't mean that she's aware of her surroundings.

Like a surprise that is totally fake.

I'm looking for books on teenagers.

Cause I'm standing in the corner peeing in her closet.

These are great deals, the chili and chicken enchiladas.

You don't want to monetize it.

That didn't happen to me.

Haven't you seen Dances With Wolves?

That can go fuck itself, too.

I'm very often torn between

Oh my God, you didn't like that?

To be honest, that would've been more justifiable.

On the ground.

That's what they're for, for like

And there's like 200 people in it.

You've gotta be realistic.

I like it on vibrate, bro.

I'm just not listening.

Every morning I wake up and my toes are numb.

Like I get tired.

It's just not guaranteed .

Are there any plastic bags in the car?

Self managing

I guess I need to actually plan something.

No, I treat her like a sister meaning I yell at her and get mad at her. It's so entertaining.

The floors are covered. Terrific.

That's some other reason.

She has some rules.

Yeah, I love that.

Music 

And if he turns you on, great.

Yeah. Whatever.

Like no way in hell you could pay me to

I mean, should I just go and get a cake and write something silly on it?

First of all, I'm an idiot because

That's the goal.

Words and places.

It feels so good, though.

A pair of underwear that I left in the woods.

I've got much more confidence in the results.

It's like nice but

Years and years ago. Yeah.

I know who I'm talking to when I talk to certain people.

Are you fucking kidding me right now?

I drank this last night.

I'm all about doing nothing.

I don't give a shit. I don't live there.

His car situation. Always something about his car.

What's the point of skydiving if you're not going to get the video?

If you guys could just help him handle shit.

I think a Sunday brunch would be nice.

No one eats our rice. 

I was genuinely terrified.

That’s some shit.

Sounds like a roman romance to me.

Oh, I feel a breeze on the back of my head.

I know. She has problems.

You look like you're from the CSA.

So I would like go to his house and be like do you have olive oil? And he would be like

I wish I had the marinara sauce.

I'm getting to a point where I just don’t give a fuck.

That's nasty.

I used to love it. 

No offense. I respect the hustle.

I don't give two shits about Korea.

Just listen. 

But I wouldn't do it cause she grew up in that.

People have time.

You're welcome.

I don't know James.

A transition.. like

After a few years.

What if Friday became our new Saturday? 

I don't know how he doesn't like

All these cabs are like

Super non-traditional

Winter is the season. Christmas is the holiday.

That's why we got it.

I'm gonna have to give you extra work.

I came from so far away. Fuck.

I like that I don't have to remember.

Your mutha's a ho, lets go.

You like private sessions.

I can see fine now.

Call me if things don't work out.

Could make chili & corn bread tonight.

I wanna be effective.

Ice skate the world.

Have a private location with a little bonfire.

We're doing discovery now.

Warmth doesn't last forever.

I just want to know that if there’s a problem someone’s fixing it.

Cause it's in you to wear pants.

Especially when she sleeps over.

Nibblin on that damn chicken.

Hundreds of people saying they're

I learned he's not that smart.

But their chicken was so good & moist.

I'm trying to be practical.

I feel like I've already had my fair share of stories like that.

I don't know and I don't wanna know.

No you're not. You're not sorry. You'll do it again.

Up and over. 

Saturday, like Friday, is party time.

I know that meeting this way has had a negative impact and I didn't mean to do that.

I don't buy that sphinx shit.

Oh, it's freezing!

I'm generally uninterested in babies.

It's absolute.

There's a way to fix it.

Holy Shit.

Well if there's an impact then there's probably a

She doesn't just think outside the box she's never been in the box.

We're very efficient today.

I went to school, gave them money, I bought a raffle, I texted his mother.

Just come straight out and tell me what you mean by that.

Shit

You're on a journey.

Saturday

That's how it has to feel.

Hair, done. Nails, done.

It felt like something was crawling underneath the surface of my skin.

I don't know if her husband is used to it or what.

Then it'll turn into an animal.

A delightful face.

You always say that.

Every night.

Alex

Yeah, you're welcome.

His son is a hood rat.

Elbow to the ribcage.

An interesting talker.

Oh my God, that's so true.

Right, right! 

I trust people when I want to.

I don't know how much of a girl I am.

Somebody new

To stop

They aren't those kinds of dancers.

I want perfection.

She’s like fake kissing me.

I mean they’re pretty much straight up scum bags. 

If I could see details. 

Yes, I fucking bought it.

I like to suck dick!

Such an asshole.

For my satisfaction.

Yeah

They can fuck themselves.

They got Ocean Mist.

Space!

I’m in Target!

And you want to get elbowed again? I don't want to get elbowed again. 

Yeah, so who's in charge? 

Here we go.

Well, if we get inside, yes. 

Southern women have their traditions.

My therapist is on West 35th street. 

With my relationship

Hold your baby.

Nothing but nutrition. 

Thank you

Two hundred times better than you.

I want to get to the root of this extreme neediness.

And please

This is where fantasy becomes reality.

These things just don’t matter. 

I feel like I've been released from the grips of a bear.

Did that powder work?

If you’re gonna do lion do lion shit! 

Burning

Except for those two ladies right here, you’re ugly and cheap! 

Don't gimme that uh umm shit!

If you die at eighty, what happens at one-twenty?

Squeeze

I love the universe.

I never wanna go anywhere!

On time

Arabian Nights. It’s a collection of stories. 

That's kind of baller, actually.

That shit

So hungry

Africa tonight

Ehh ahh

I'm so pregnant.

That hair though. 

Where can you get free stuff nowadays? 

Have you ever had a swimming pool?

What all the shit you sayin?

You're nothin. You're the one who's nothin.

It feels like we're dating. 

I modeled for her.

Richard is reliable. 

Students are exceptional. 

Sweet potatoes 

She was like well that was fun!

He tried all these different things, I felt so bad.

Thank you 

I can see that.

You know, having enough. 

Their meals planned out for them. 

Right. Right. 

Both. Both. 

Yeah 

There’s a difference between 

It’s good isn’t it? 

Looks like a rainbow ghost.

Irish-ish

Oh yeah, I got it. 

I don’t smoke! 

That shit

Thank you 

I wanna burn off your arm.

Two sets of ears instead of one.

Mmhm. I feel you, definitely. 

You think you would know, right?

Sometimes your body needs  

When do the kids come back?

Detroit. Los Angeles. 

I thought the chicken would never end.

You told me I was soft.

He has the head of an animal. 

That's so nice. 

Stubborn fat

So, why'd I do that? It doesn't matter.

Wish I was on the keys instead of this sucker place. 

So, it's a wall that swings out.

I'll be there in the morning to get my car.

Oh, you’re such a sweetheart. I'm so embarrassed. 

Sunday brunch

Would look really nice.

I’m sorry to hear that.

It’s a way to generate money.

Right

It’s a really good exercise actually. 

No, I just can’t really say anything. 

I’ve done some point work. 

You go in and you change. 

It’s hard to find. 

Maybe. Hopefully.

She’s perfect.

She’s hesitant. 

She’s a planner.

But that was your choice.

Sixty-two days in the morning. 

Even George Washington 

Thank you so much.

I really think

You didn't have child care. 

It's not a big deal.  

It was too big of a hassle.

This is from 1766.

Leaving in two minutes. That was at 5:36.

Either HRS or

Just come out boo boop. 

I'm all over the place.

The speed bump slows em down.

I like the

Tegel Airport is closer. 

All that bullshit. Fake bullshit. 

It's fresh and good.

It's very pretty.

I ate fish.

Love you too. 

Sure

This is my town and I'm a take. 

I'm very NYP in this department. 

Oh my God, this is so much better. 

Do you guys hear me? I'm talking to you. 

It has nothing to do with Andy.

Are you seriously doing that? 

I’m fine with my belly button.

That’s just it.

I just make things up.

Cuticle moisturizer.

I’m not fucking doing that.

Garbage

I train all day!

I’m generally uninterested in babies.

You can’t just quit.

All the time.

Self-managing 

Service people trust.

I don’t like this one.

Four dollars for an hour.

My life is changing.

You look like a man.

He's eight.

Yeah, where you at Norton? Were you at?

Big buildings n shit. 

And if you wanna open a store you can open a store. 

The shit is not worth that much. 

I don't give a fuck about that. 

I been there three years. 

Oh yeah

Hats

I need to focus.  

Charlie Parker

Isaac

Go with my gut!

Don't worry about it.

My brother hated her.

Even when I was playing chess as a kid.

I'm not like whatever cause it always feels like 

Stay overnight on the island.

Slow, slow, slow.

Not enough hours in the day.

I don't need you. 

They look gay. Maybe they're gay.

Thursday. Soon as I got home. 

The first time in my life.

Old hangers 

Anything anything anything 

Thanks for everything. 

I do what I have to do.

I do what I want! 

Strawberries 

That customer experience. Like above and beyond. 

How come you don't go there first? 

The nose

Come to find out, I just don't know anything about fashion.

I need you to relax.

More choices

Must be something in the water in Michigan. Must be.

Those are the trees.

You don't know. 

Yes, I'm going. 

You're welcome. 

We're good on chicken breasts, right?

She's very immature. 

It's sooooooooooooooo

It's not that I can't do it. 

It's tough.

Pittsburgh 

All babies are slimy.

The Amish market

The situation I was in.

That's a brass bear.

Why is the world like this? 

Thanks for the directions. 

Two things: one, you were right. 

I don't wanna get better.

Co-ward-ly 

Flowers

That's what I meant. That's exactly what I meant. 

You know I can kick high, right? 

Thank you

Forty minute pulley

Is that accurate?

I would always feel very pressured to do shit whenever I would see him.

Hello there Billy!

Oh right right right.

Did you get your car fixed? 

In bed like a man. 

It is or it isn’t.

I'm not sure. 

Cause we're employees.

That's awesome. 

What is out there? I have no idea. 

Hello? 

Slightly organized

What's my waist size?

What do you want?

I'm talking about in general.

Shitty practice 

The commuting 

Exactly

I can work?

The Mediterranean 

You don't eat fat?

It was a year ago we were there.

Remember, the weather was just like this. 

Posturing in the opposite way.

His personality

A one-off with a very good looking person.

But he's so tall. He's literally like two people stacked on top of each other.

Doing like a back-bend.

It's just not 

That's fair. 

I felt some chemistry, though.

But the next day at brunch they were boring. 

Two more

They're gonna go there and celebrate diversity but I don't know how they're gonna do it.

I don't know what I'm fucking saying, you know?

I'm one hundred percent sure.

Fuck this shit.

I like the area a lot.

Milk stuff

It's not that spicy.

Is this a community college?

My leg hurts.

It was just dark dark dark.

Engineering 

This fucking bitch.

A dollar sixty-nine.

Make plans.

She's smart, she's sensitive.

Can't wait for them days. 

Just take a bath & go to bed.

Yeah, but I have to practice. 

When are you available?

It's weird down there.

How do you feel about that?

Bennett is the worst at everything. 

Nope nope nope

Sports 

I don't wanna talk about the same shit over and over again.

I'm never wrong. 

His donuts are powerful. 

You're not there.

There's something wrong with you.

You went to Marshall’s yesterday?

I was like, 'forget it, I'll buy new furniture when she's like nine.'

I was fucking pissed. I woke up at four in the morning to do this. 

Friday 

When she calls she sounds like a seal.

That makes sense.

I understand. 

I'm not sure.

I had risotto. I love risotto. 

I've pressed it twice already. 

I've locked myself in the bathroom. 

I don't like it.

I love Paris. 

No, at that point I was

Are you slipping?

We're going down.

I can't do this a lot.

Jazz

She's skinny.

Five more pounds. 

The world.

This is hurting my brain. 

I want to place an order. Maybe tomorrow or something. 

I have everything else except the SPD.

Yep

Right, right.

That's good. 

The brokers here know that. 

Seems like they know that. 

I'm still enjoying that now. 

I'd like to clean that up. 

I bought these like two years ago.

And then you're scrambling. 

Two small bundles. 

It's a separate room.

The whole east coast team.

You're speaking a language that I can't follow.

Like a three night thing in Calistoga. 

What a racket. 

Try to fill those gaps.

I like to workout. 

He's gonna teach me how to lift.

I'm like a mermaid. 

So aggressive 

This is the Chinese. 

The problem is breads have a higher glycemic index than white sugar.

He came all the way from Connecticut. 

Eighteen by twenty-four. That's all I need to know.

You know what? Fuck this, let's download charades.  

Dickies

Gushing

Congratulations 

Even if I’m wrong

We can’t hug.

Get your shit straight. 

My early work sucks.

Good thing it’s not a bunny man.

Everyone sucks at the beginning. 

She’s extremely extroverted. 

Yellow rice and beans

No way to know.

No, I totally get it, I’m sure there were like a million hedge fund people. 

Yeah, I don’t like that.

I can’t be healthy with you. You can’t be healthy with yourself. 

Men’s mountain spice.

I mean, I do bring snacks.

I go to school.

I take the bus.

It’s real dirty.

I miss the mornings.

I like wasabi.

Lemme know when you’re done. 

The druggiest of drug heads ever.

That’s a relationship of guilt if you ask me. 

Chinese day coming up. Chinese day coming up.

Oh what does that mean.

Honestly, I don’t know.

Now that couch is on wheels. 

In a row. 

Not really 

Took a number, had a seat.

It’s the same shit.

It’s similar. 

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

It’s a ceremonial gift as opposed to something with street value.

Somebody we knew died.

That I like.

That’s a good question.

It’s not that important.

I wouldn’t mind.

Water was nice.

Mickey, he said to me,  

When I look for you you’re not here. 

You abuse yourself with words.

Apparently, everyone in C.R.E. knows.

Here’s my whole thing,

He’s the complete package.

Very romantic. However,

He’s a good guy.

Random homophobic statements. 

Wake up, go straight to Dunkin’ Donuts,

Some funny shit

I’m not here for you. 

It’s obviously a societal thing. 

It’s a good five to seven minutes. 

She won’t admit it.

No cursing, no fighting.

I’m so insecure about my shit.

You got more bread than me.

I’ll get fucking flip flops. 

Egg roll 

You do you.

But even then

I wanna make sure.

I have a happy hour on Wednesday. 

They like your personality. 

Ok so it’s not that. 

That’s not what a bear does.

I’m gonna beat the shit outta you.

It’s been a while. 

She just gave it to me and I just took it.

Don’t forget to duck.

You gotta trust yourself. 

I just laugh at her ignorance.

My best friend was dating a black dude.

I have a career path.

Vermont, Canada, Greenland.

You can’t even figure yourself the fuck out, you’re trying to tell me about myself?

Massive 

My moms into it, your into it.

I don’t know how she does it.

I bought that book when I was writing your wedding speech.  

The salad bar.

Well, yes.

How do all these ugly girls have boyfriends and I don’t? I’m pretty.

The first time I met that guy

The Bahamas

It’s not like anyone’s touching me anyway.

Perfect. That’s better than good.

Yeah

Even if I’m wrong.

A hundred & sixteenth street.

Neil’s bachelor pad was ridiculous. It’s like brick walls. Yeah, Neil had a lot of brick walls in his apartment.

You have a great spine.


My mind is blown pretty much everyday.


I left a lot of voicemails.


That’s international.


When you can travel on your own.


My opinion of school.


Asian populations in the suburbs.


Don’t do a hug.


Safety, luxury, safety, reliability


Salsa


Otherwise, they’re living here.


Jerk with a capital g.


And they decide to have kids.


Babies are crazy.


I hate that shit.


The little stuff adds up.


I want ten dollars for that. Ten. 


Maybe, maybe not.


You wanna do tacos tonight?


I wanna have my hands in everything.


If I start selling men's clothes, do you want to model them?


None of that matters.


All of that never happened.


All this shit.


Like, I want to be pregnant again.


Hungry, that’s me.


I like you a lot, but if you have to leave you have to leave.


Twenty-one vacation days


That’s a good reason to go in the woods.


Some people are a fucking scorpion.


Do you judge me if I don’t read a lot? I do other things with my time.


It’s a life style.


So many things.


Me taking full advantage of you.


You’re welcome.


In ya go.


Look at that baby.


I want a rainbow.


That’s not gonna be your ass.


I just wanna live there in the summer.


You can tell that I’m over-weight?


If you don’t play you’re gonna lose.


There’s the calendar meeting and the big meeting.


You shouldn’t quit.


Yep, that’s what that’s about.


In my head, I thought there was.


I hate Zumba.


It was expected.


I didn’t do any work.


The amount of champagne I drank.


I love traveling.


He could stabilize himself.


That’s why we have so much fun.


I’m fine with what my body can do on its own.


I obsessively do to-do lists.


Harsh words

I saw people the other night.


I have no idea.


It’s in the stomach.


You gotta be clean.


It might be cold but you’re getting married.


Well, if you don’t want to manage it maybe somebody else will.


So, it’s basically financially equivalent.


We were on a team.


Right there in that moment I decided.


That’s the one thing I don’t know.


My manager is insane.


I think I’m just gonna do it.


I will not talk to him.


I think he’s a nice guy.


Every once in a while.


You have to go through hell.


Who left and made the party be over?


That guy is a giant asshole.


I hate his face.


An aggressive door deal.


Lemme heat that up.


Secret boyfriend


That really pissed me off.


It just stops.


I want Jesus.


Megan and her fiancé, John.


Cats keep going.


Jersey


I need to worry about the past.


Don’t cry about it.


Small towns in Texas.


On Saturdays


It’s all stacked up.


Dedicated to furthering social justice.


It’s all there.


One day I’m gonna have my own


You being straight? I’m being straight.


It’s consistent.


One of those is really old.


It’s not straightforward.


I never failed.


He’s cool but he’s a dick.


I was dancing? No, she was dancing.


So positive

I don’t go that way, I’m a Christian. The church, the church.


I dress nice.


You and Megan need to go out and celebrate.


I have so much to do it’s amazing.


Oh, she likes you so much.


Why does this happen.


Oh, I love it.


Most guys that age.


My ears have speakers.


Some people wanna die.


No, I don’t want to do that.


I don’t have a hard time.


This is past that. This is in a whole nother universe.


It’s all real.


Suggestions


My landlord’s wife.


The original order.


You’re not a cow.


Two horses & two dogs.


Awesome spiritual journey.


No one will remember my wedding.


The baby

That just shows how sophisticated they are.


They suck though.


Take that risk, go away that first year.


I’m glad you said what you said.


He said it and he meant it. That’s what you do.


I went to the most negative place in the world.


I’ve never been so happy to see you all.


That way we can remain a family.


In case I lose it.


How do they just die? They’re important things.


And you always believe it.


I said I love you.


It’s just so weird, everything.


I want to know exactly what I’m getting.


It was a very necessary thing.


My microwave oven.


Can you see inside it?


Total inspiration.


A small wedding.


Very generic looking.


The light never


Chinese vegetables.


Grilled chicken salad.


I live back here.


I’m stuck with him in Miami for a week.


Statistics and stuff

Oh shit

He has crates of shit no one would use.


His dad has an addiction of buying shit from Cosco.


You cannot buy all this shit.


Joanne


He’s got a job so that’s good.


He’s really into it.


More people


If my name is Denise the chances of me becoming a dentist are high.


The subtleties that can give you an edge.


I’ve only been in New Jersey to pass through, not to stay.


I gotta figure this out for myself.


Whose wedding is this?


I told her no.


To support your body.


A bunch of shit happened.


Instant pleasure.


It’s all about aliens.


A meteorologist

I don’t know, I’ll be honest.


My friend is engaged to this guy.


Hot Italians

You know how they are.


One in the spring, one in the summer.


Don’t come to me and ask me what to do in that situation.


I start to make love


I pay bills at night.


He was serious.


I love slapstick. British slapstick.


Foundation. Foundation.


It’s like a cake.


Hypothetically speaking.


Eighty year old lesbian.


My boyfriend is Puerto Rican.


Let’s get to the bottom of this.


She’s big

You’re a pain in the ass.


Because of the way costumers behave sometimes.


House music

I’m a phone person.


It’s weird

Fancy weddings

Lemme know

It’s not dead, it’s alive.


Everyone loves a yard sale.


This is true.


She had three things wrong with her.


Someone’s coming to my house.


Something like that.


Fun


Exactly


You lyin’.

Twice a day

It smells like shit.


You guys wanna go in on some cookies?


Yeah, we don’t know what’s going on.


That breeze is serious.


They don’t think like us.


Shit, what did she eat?


She’s just a bad person.


You smell that shit?


That’s what pisses me off.


Dude, what a day.


Gorgeous

The festive spirit.


Who’s in charge?


I love pillows.


One of them is in my house.


That’s what I’m saying.


I tried to trick you.


What do I know, I live in an apartment.


I love that part.


Love it, love. Take care.


I was like, do I have my shit?


So, the drawbridge


It’s impossible to meet people.


Stop dancing.


I was already like, uhhh.


Remember once again, these kittens were supposed to have been


I’m a try n cancel that shit.


We all drank a lot of water.


I wanna start traveling.


How is that fucking possible?


We don’t have to go to IKEA.


She made the chicken and the potato salad.


Katelyn purposefully got married.


Because she didn’t have structure.


I was looking at the calendar.


Are you guys still working on your upgrades?


Very un-smart and socially awkward

I have to workout tonight.


In a public place.


We gotta take pictures.


Yoga pants

How’s your work/life balance?


What is this bullshit?


That’s why I’m trying to get strong now.


Now that I live in such a beautiful place.


He doesn’t smoke. He didn’t mess up my apartment. He’s polite to people.


All they do is fucking eat all day.


Yeah, that’s what I’m saying.


Horror movies

Literally two minutes.


You have to look at the future.


I love the beach.


Some of them do.


I don’t know anything about drums.


That’s gonna be so weird.


I went and got shots.


It was a bird.


I am and I’m not.


Look at this shit, someone’s trying to break into my house.


Price bottom 


He’s a nice guy, he goes to work.


That shit is fucked.

For dumb shit.

I will pay you five dollars.

Total or each?

Maybe I die.

What girls?

Chinese restaurant downtown. Twelve dollar drinks. It was dope. I went to bed around four-ish. I was with these two girls. I probably shoulda just got a cab.

It was so good. So refreshing.

It’s a woman’s shirt. I know it’s a woman’s shirt.

I’m no expert on this.

It’s fine.

I need space.

Damn, my voice is fucked.

There are parties where people are shitting on each other.

It’s true.

He’s so sweet. His girlfriend is amazing, too.

She’s amazing. Very sweet. Very funny. I feel very bad for her though.

It adds up.

She knows things I don’t.

My whole bag is packed with shit.

A lot of people having been quietly having sex with her, too.

Tits are nice.

There was never a feedback recap about that.

No no no, that’s not how it works.

She’ll start giving you a lecture about anything

General moments

It’s a fact about yourself.

Real bad

That won’t go away.

Oh that’s nice. I like that.

I recently stopped. But I used to. Like clockwork.

I still get there at like 9:30.

I’ll fight to the death. That’s my mentality.


It’s always a yes. It’s never gonna be a no. 

You look nice, by the way.

Nah, I’m OK, thanks.

I love her but she’s uptight.

I don’t know who I am. I don’t know what the fuck I’m doing.

I’m gonna go pick up some sandwiches.

But she doesn’t

I know. I need to. Definitely need to.

Me too. I miss her a lot.

We’re both primates.

Not in a bad way.

Yeah, but a little cardio.

I think she’s capable of being violent.

It’s like an all out war.

I need a salad. Not a crazy salad.

Get the party meatballs.

The king of footsies.

What are you supposed to do at a wedding?

My hair feels so heavy.

Zero. Alright.

I would just prefer for him to get a job in an office.

That’s just Ray.

On and off, ya know?

Parking is high. Insurance is a bitch.

Everything is a secret exam.

He showed me the dirty water.

There’s no structure in that.

The best waffles they’ve ever had.

Let’s not experiment.

He looks at me like a piece of shit.

I guess I will find out when I die.

I’m upstairs looking for some dance books.

No, I’m an atheist.

Thank the living lord above.

Lies

Please don’t make faces.

You’re not that little.

Get the fuck outta here.

What is the one thing you’re talking about?

Text me. Text me everything.

Yeah, they really do.

I hate everybody.

She’s indifferent.

All that partying and shit.

I need to hang out with more dudes, I’m starting to act like a chick.

Close your eyes.

There were no drugs.

You can’t beat that.

I want to lay down.

Just stop showing me stuff.

That’s what I’m saying.

If I don’t have to then I’m not gonna.

That’s definitely gonna happen.

If you don’t wanna come across as a gold diggin’ ho, then don’t act like a gold diggin’ ho.

Their nanny speaks Spanish.

I don’t need to be doing this.

When that awakening hits you it’s so freeing.

I really do like that.

You can’t find room in the budget for that?

I’m sure we’ll have lots of opportunities.

So you have the pony, right?

We did most things together.

What are you thinking.

I guess I’ll be the asshole.

You should just get a shit load.

I’ll put it in the microwave.

I ain’t goin’ out like that.

Three times a week ain’t enough.

I need peace of mind.

Close to halfway

Yeah, but that was two or three years ago.

I don’t have relationships.

Ira’s in the back counting stuff.

I want fish quesadillas.

Give my love to Nick, my favorite guy.

All that lactic acid, right?

That’s exactly what she did.

I dont have a wife.

That’s aggressive.

I don’t want to but I feel like I have to.

Fucking apple jacks

Never have it again

I’ll be dancin’.

But I was involved in that conversation.

I can get a supplementary slice.

Should I get a new bathmat?

What are you gonna do?

I feel like I’m there.

I feel like I’m one step behind.

What the fuck?

It was doing shit to my brain.

Hot lips

I have no time.

Let’s make rules for each other.

Some asshole

The worst furniture in the world.

Mom's not kidding.

You’re not getting my van.

I don’t wanna talk to you no more.

Kids need hugs not drugs.

They’re just fucking everything up.

The flower line

Like if I would get too fucked up.

So particular in the worst way.

As usual

Stop sleeping.

I don’t like school.

She is so determined not to die.

Look at all the shit she does.

I think it’s the same thing.

It was so insignificant.

They wanna watch movies n shit.

With Jimmy we have drinks.

Business plans

I don’t get a day off.

I wanna hang out.

I don’t like silence, if you haven’t noticed.

Know your worth.

She’s a terrible waitress.

That tiny baby

They’re scared.

You're always welcome at our house.

She’s understandable.

It’s so breath taking.

That’s such a loaded statement.

Had they been fighting?

For a long time.

What are the details?

Hysterical, stupid

He's great.

I’m past that point. You know that?

I wanna be smart about it.

Is he eating?

I eat a lot of sugar.

How do you feel when you leave?

We're all addicts of the same thing.

They have some four star hotels.

Fuck it, I’m fine.

I hate to say it out loud.


Yeah but that was like a year ago.

Exactly

I did what I could.

A pile of cheese.

Is it Two o'clock now?

How’s Laurence?

Do you wanna take out the garbage?

How’d it go with the lawyer?

Ophthalmologist

That’s how math works.

So, there’s that option.

I don’t mind sharing.

Garbage

Totally inaccurate

Pants or a sweater?

That’s what bothers me.

I know the severity of what’s happening.

In football you can do that.

They just need to communicate that shit in advance.

How long has it been like that?

Microwaves on sale

You gotta realize at some point who's there for you and who's not.

It’s basic education.

Is it only Wednesday? Jesus.

I can’t believe we're two weeks out from being done.

Everyone was very into it.

That took so long.

It was about finances.

I do.

I know it sucks. It sucks for her, it sucks for you.

You’re eating mushy food.

These are good.

You're always there to like

My favorite place in the world.

That’s exactly how it felt.

That’s true.

Ok, what does that mean?

Yes. Actually, no.

I don’t wanna start shit but, that’s dumb.

I was very normal.

How was today?

Colorado is beautiful.

You're not married or anything.

I could just talk about it forever.

I’m jumping, parachute or not.

It’s established.

Good luck. Truly.

How many jobs do you have?

They always have like

How’s the money coming in?

I’m just bullshittin’.

Is it ideal? No, of course not.

You want answers

Give me thirty seconds

Maybe she’s lying

Maybe use stronger words or something.

It’s very simple.

That’s a good catch. That’s a very good catch.

You’re so creative.

It’s definitely worth promising.

I don’t even pay attention to that.

I’m not a yo yo. I got a life, too.

Don’t ask me any questions. I do not answer them.

Not so much.

Can I go out at 11:30 at night?

We've got time.

I wanna know if she’s doing ok.

You've gotta put em in order.

I hate supermarket jobs.

Lips are red

I love it. I love it every time.

It just came outta my mouth.

You know about physics?

And she was like oh.

Can you imagine?

It’s nice out here, too.

We're gonna be out like a light.

I know shit about his family.

Let’s hang out.

Pick a corner.

Uh huh. Uh huh.

They do a live version.

I never knew this place existed.

Alright

I can’t imagine.

Try something new.

I really love her.

I’m starting to second guess everything I do.

It’s totally unrelated.

Take care of yourself.

Your boyfriend's not gonna help you.

Thank you so much.

We just need oats meat.

I'll see you when I see you.

It’s a couple and they’re crazy.

They've been doing this for two weeks

Ten thousand dollars.

You want it? I'll bring it over.

Tomorrow for breakfast can we have bagels? 

No Im trying to understand it.

Responsibilities

Financial

Exactly

That can happen, that’s OK.

Knee to the thigh.

What’s the point of the back?

Let’s do it in the future though

I’m so full.

Sure sure sure.

I obviously need to open my eyes and see what I’m doing.

You just drown in it.

That’s true.

He just worries so much about everything.

Straws, yeah, love that shit.

All babies are cute.

They have a columbian version?

Like and and and.

He doesn’t have customer services.

There are a lot of things that annoy me but I don’t really care.

Let me in.

Yeah yeah yeah

That woman Ann reached out to me.

I was born in Manhattan.

They didn’t ask me Joe, do you want ice cream?

Just have conversations

Being a dick

As far as I know.

She sounds like a bad person.

I’m very aware of everything at this point.

Can you imagine? Fucking six months later?

This is why I’ve never seen Titanic.

Really feel special

And all that’s left is your reaction.

No problems so far.

That’s like a deal breaker for me.

Now they'll like you.

You don’t need milk to live.

Oh yeah. Yeah.

I can’t wait to see it.

We'll take it from there.

It looks very pretty with the light behind it.

Sixty one eighty nine

Thirty minutes twenty minutes.

I’m so sick of being a manager.

That place sucks.

I would a been screwed.

It was disgusting.

It was not OK.

He did it for like cheap or whatever.

Yeah

It’s like gum.

Tell me what else. Tell me what else. Alright. Alright.

Alright

It all adds up.

We don’t talk like we used to.

She’s an assistant manager.

It’s not what you say it’s what you do.

I think she lives around the corner.

Oh, I didn’t know that.

It’s like one of the tricks I do.

The ability to fully put yourself somewhere else.

My daughter's thirty-six and the one kid that grew up with us who's gay.

My grandparents. They own a restaurant. They're really successful and they have a lot of money.

Strategic ways to train.

The slow hours.

It all started in college.

But they're going to like Russia.

I didn’t say go.

Tell them I don’t care.

I feel like ever since

It’s like a lake.

I know. Literally.

Full of knowledge now.

She's a tremendous pain in the ass.

It’s all bullshit.

That’s awkward.

In my mind both times.

Let’s do that.

You have no brains and you’re not cute?

I’m scared I’m not gonna lie.

Chips in the bag.

It was so bad.

There’s so much detail work.

I hate that shit.

I think about that shit all the time.

I always do showcases.

Lots of restaurants, lots of shops.

A lot of illegal stuff.

Everything he owns he buys something to contain or

display it. Nothing just exists.

Jenny's ok with it.

Tell me about your evening.

Angela is a trouble-maker.

I know exactly what car I’d like to get.

I hate that.

Christmas time

And he was living in a shelter.

Is he very tall with a lot of hair?

So many birthdays.

I wanted to catch up a little bit.

It’s a good gay bar. That’s all I’m sayin’.

The pizza game is really fun.

Come on

Protruding lips

There’s a garbage can.

It’s right there.

I was driving, he made me pull the car over.

Too many years

I’m afraid. I’m afraid, too.

Today is Saturday

You know what I mean?

Like a terrible pop song.

Nothin. Shit.

Boys make me nervous.

You have to.

Double Z Double R.

Yeah

You're my mom

Ryan has no idea why I love Trader Joe’s so much.

You know what? Fuck them.

I love you but I ain’t in love with you.

The guy put it in the car.

He does, he’s always like that.

Gotta get her boots.

That’s right

What are YOU doing?

Ooooo, yes. Like a little box.

You texted Michelle? Who the fuck cares it’s her birthday?

She musta felt some type a way.

You still eatin’ that nasty ass shit?

I been takin’ some time to

Where in Alaska did you live?

That’s my son’s father.

Everything’s wrong.

I’m married so I guess it’s different.

Stand-up paddle boarding, which is insane.

She was working in Jersey.

That’s what I miss about it.

When I went to middle school.

Uptown & downtown.

How many records is too much?

No, I totally agree.

You always sayin’ some slick shit and that’s what I don’t like about you, Mike.

Chicken sandwich

You gotta put a bag over that.

So many memories here.

So you're an Aquarius? Taurus.

Well, you know

He's a smart guy.

You have the power to say fuck everything.

People that aren’t very bright.

Whatever

You’re a beautiful person.

Keep your windows locked.

See ya

You eat salad for dinner?

You want to lose as much weight as you possibly can.

I mean you’re good but you’re not the best.

Do you wanna eat white cheese or yellow?

For her and for him. Know what I mean?

Yeah, you could drive.

I might get myself a burger.

All the time, all the time.

How do you feel about the lentils?

Let’s say four and a half. Let’s say that.

Cardio

Relatively speaking

Fifty percent of people who pro-track it.

Is this like a known thing?

Chicken that I put in the freeze like six weeks ago.

The first part is like a big animal.

I’m gonna get more raspberries.

I was avoiding myself like normal.

Jeff

I think we did both at one time.

I’m not really a huge cheesecake fan.

There’s so much stuff that happens in the world.

He was eatin' some chicken and she popped him in the

back of the head.

See what you can get.

Do you need some help with that?

Are you gonna reimburse me for those bags?

This city is ridiculous.

My name is Jonathan.

That’s a closet.

Our dinner plans.

Absolutely.

The signs are like really really obvious.

I have no idea what’s happening.

Maybe it was a bad idea to travel together.

A three minute dinner, you can’t beat that.

The parents were on drugs.

I really like the dance part.

No way

6:38, relax.

Flushing money down the toilet.

No

I’m thinking about old people.

Anyone wanna taste some cheese?

I don’t know I’m asking you.

I’m sure they don’t tell each other everything.

It’s work

If it don’t pertain to my family I ain’t doin' it.

I’ve never been more excited.

I was running around eating McDonald’s.

A bucket in the bathroom.

Oh OK

Here is where people spend money.

That’s creepy.

Just one is all ya need.

I didn’t care about this.

My first house was on a hill.

It’s one of those jobs you don’t mention.

I don’t wanna go upstairs, Nicole.

I’m not married.

It’s edible.

She very wealthy.

An Italian family

How do I really feel?

I think it’s OK.

I don’t know how to communicate here.

That’s totally fair.

Remember that shit?

I can’t stay up that late.

There’s nothing that’s just gonna make it go away.

Just so we can have the two options.

I’m not doing that.

My shit didn’t get there til 7:00.

I know.

If you wanna do lion do lion shit.

So, the banana stuff came in.

Right. Right.

Damn trees. That got those trees.

This is bullshit.

I’m not a religious guy.

We'll just make food.

I hate that.

We’re a perfect match kinda thing.

That’s hilarious.

From a marketing perspective.

Who said I had patience?

Give me something to hold onto.

So, HR sucks.

That’s just not it.

I don’t care if it’s not guaranteed.

I wanna hire all of you.

What’s the goal here?

Drinkin, talkin shit.

That’s like me and mr. now.

What kind of immature fakeness is that?

It’s easy money.

Do you wanna hold this?

Mushrooms are wonderful.

Summer sausage

Every time he looks at his phone, every time he looks at

Twitter

I had a baby, too.

It’s not a great book.

I’m just gonna immediately exit.

Very subtle

Literally

That’s one of the things I really enjoy.

I like the hair. I like the bob.

I’m past those days.

I’m three days away.

It’s good and I’m excited about it.

Take the Q to 34th street and walk.

What’s new with you?

Nothin'. My girl & I had the baby.

There's people here.

We gotta get away from that.

I realized I’m not gonna make it.

Oh shit, you got married today?

Hey Helen, how ya doing?

I don’t like juice.

I'll ask Thursday when we're drunk a little.

I need to contain my emotions.

I just feel like we have an unspoken understanding.

Two more days.

This shit ain’t shit.

I set boundaries, ya know?

Exactly

I feel accomplished.

She didn’t forget.

I love different colors.

Nicole's pregnant.

The first couple a days.

I’m not even kidding.

I just take it like a man

Yeah, isn’t that amazing?

No it happens in LA too.

It’s a very female oriented thing.

You'll always have that.

It’s not threatening in any way.

No thank you.

It was hilarious, like, yeah.

We can’t see inside’

That’s some bullshit.

I’m always tired bro.

She seems very interesting.

Where do you see that?

I can’t believe we all napped.

I’m dumb.

We were talking about traveling.

That was probably the dumbest idea we've had, but I’m not mad.

And I like the wig.

Homemade croutons

I’m dying to go to Florida. I go out there, Im good.

I know the deal.

When you're depressed you drink a lot.

I make sure that I’m on my toes.

It’s people that go into stores and fix stuff.

I feel like they hate me. Nobody hates you.

I've been there multiple times.

The salmon over the rice.

That suit is nice but you need a shirt.

I think European actors are way better.

It’s this girl, right?

She was stealin’ shit.

I need some vitamins.

One hundred percent.

I think it’s called something else.

I'll eat it all in a day.

I don’t know what I would say.

I can't self-regulate anymore.

Like two weeks off

If you're busy I can understand.

You're right.

We'll figure it out.

I don't want pizza. I had pizza last night.

Sharing a room and sharing a bed are two different things.

I eat everyday.

There you go.

And I said yes.

The subway

I don’t give a shit.

Six-hundred and eighty square feet

A lot of French bread

Twelve blocks

Get off the ferry

Take a nap, get a massage, whatever

Damn, when you get to the middle

She was just too much extra.

That looks convenient.

I was there for a whole year.

I've accepted this as my arm.

Lettuce, tomato, pickle and onion.

The train is so silly.

New offices

You start with squats.

I gave you a bunch of money and two shirts.

Basic pasta

I would say she's cubby.

That's my cousin.

You keep on doing the same shit.

So stupid and wonderful.

Not a lot of people will be looking at what you're wearing.

I'll be there soon.

I was on a comfort food and TV binge.

I get the impression that it's very professional.

I'm glad our first meeting was successful.

As a female it's a different ball game.

It's suspicious. You just never know.

It's my first Christmas in this apartment.

I'm gonna take a year off and study saxophone in Europe.

I need to refine my writing a little bit, too.

Social opportunities

I eat too much.

I feel very disciplined.

I wanna travel the world. I wanna see shit I haven’t seen.

You can say no I cant do this.

Thanks for calling.

Yeah, I did.

I hear he's not the greatest person.

Literally nothing

One, two, three, four, five

I’m branching out my style. I feel like a dancer.

I can afford five dollars.

A friend of mine

You know, lots of times I was winging it.

Fifty-five and eight-hundred and five

You can do whatever you want.

Right now in our heads, that's where we are.

People are gonna walk in the front door, they're gonna

turn the corner and go wow.

Butter

Fuck that.

You talk about it and you feel like shit.

The people I don’t talk to.

My body is not made for that.

I did a bunch of shit.

I agree one-hundred percent.

Monday dumbass.

I have no idea.

There's so much going on.

He's nice though.

This is how much that's gonna cost.

I was. I drank a lot.

They came from France.

Is that good?

Whatever you wanna do.

How do I break it to him that I don't care?

Fuck that.

Work work work.

That's not a place for kids.

I see her all the time, she says nothing about it.

I don't like when you get so antsy. Like when you gotta go, you gotta go.

We don't wanna hear that shit.

I think we can do it.

Do whatever you need to do.

You should eat something.

Go get your stuff.

I love you guys but I love myself too, you know?

Got me this far.

Come on, that's cheap.

You can shower in five minutes.

Believe me Miryam, I did everything.

I learned everything.

I don't think she's smart enough to do all that.

She's bad ass.

What's for lunch today?

Hi Mike. Hi Linda.

I like being back in school.

I took at forty dollar cab and was like yeah that was worth it.

Bitches

Not for free

You're complaining.

They're gonna come to your house and. That's what they do now.

Yeah, it's good. That I like.

I wanna hear about the process.

I remember those days.

You'll find them eventually.

I can't believe they don't have those crackers we like. I'm so mad.

So he had like a mission.

Katelin got married on purpose.

Dude come on, take a cab.

I love jumping. Jumping is the shit.

Yes I do.

I got french fries I usually could just heat up.

How did you manage to fuck my shit up?

Thank you so much.

You don't fucking say that.

Alright, sounds good.

Yeah, you gotta. Yeah.

Hello! Thank you.

They know people.

You wanna get a yogurt?

He was pretty good.

You don't need that shit.

All because of me.

I'm a midget.

Build a house there.

They tried and failed.

Bagel at like 11:00 am.

Ice cream.

I heard you're gonna be traveling.

You're a to-do list lady.

Everything there is top notch.

When you say drama I think someone's getting fired.

Yes

I'm one hundred percent positive.

I lost my keys.

Then I had dinner with her parents.

How are you not fucked up about that?

I just made it up.

I have something to do. You're slowing me down.

You're too bias.

He's an over-protective cheater.

I could've been happy with somebody else.

Away games

I just want you to get some sleep.

Your name is now Mike.

It's time. For me.

That was exhausting.

I don't know where I'm going.

Don't worry about it.

Honestly?

You still have that garlic knot?

What a day.

Just wake up and go uh!

I think all three things are unrelated.

Jesus

I like this.

Getting coffee for the third time.

It's like going to Hawaii.

Being single

It's gonna be nice whenever.

Exactly like Aladdin

Horrible directions

You complain that I don't wanna talk to you. This is why.

He's always fucking pinky thin.

You're so old, you should know this by now.

She's honest to a fault.

You gave me a big ass hug.

You love saying that to me. It makes you feel powerful. It

makes you feel powerful to say that to me.

We know where that's going.

Nope

You look like an Italian princess.

She's like little. She has pink hair. This is a pink hair kind of neighborhood.

My shit's in there, right?

What are we doing on Sunday?

That's a shitty way to think.

You're gonna leave and go where?

I love your nails.

It's not a big deal.

I don't give a fuck if you don't give a fuck.

Everyday

So, how're you gonna do it?

Even though it's different, it's similar.

It's very just like slow.

I have zero interest in doing that.

Its like sixty bucks.

You do it nightly?

Morning and night.

Eighteen dollars to get a drink and a fucking sandwich.

You see me comin’ & you walk away.

Give me all my money.

In a warehouse

I spent twenty-two bucks on transportation.

I can see myself struggling in this conversation.

Can I just say one thing? Ok, two things.

You see how it's becoming more & more?

No, that's not OK.

I feel like that was important.

It's like the hook-up place or whatever.

It's sticky, right?

That doesn't really work for me.

What was I gonna do, right?

It's a thing.

My mom has such a soft spot for him.

I've never experienced that before.

When it comes time to punch a bitch in the face.

The Bay Area

I’m not trying to fuck this up.

It’s been a long time.

We didn't even leave the building yet.

I'm serious.

I'm married.

That's where this girl's going.

How could she possibly?

Yes. Yeah.

Thank you by the way.

I thought it was a Minnesota thing.

That is the most bullshit thing I've ever

If you don't use your powers your mind will slowly.

It looks like they know what they're doing.

I don't know if I have a lot.

Im gonna try not to think about it.

I don't want a burger.

I love that.

I like to travel but.

We go to shows.

Chicken over rice.

Eastern philosophy.

Your hair is quality.

So I appreciate that.

Brighten Beach. That's where the bitch is.

You already know.

That's what I'm saying.

You're delusional.

Trying to get the fuck outta here.

Yeah I love it but it also has restricted hours.

How can we make this better?

Why don't we do this.

You've never made anything I didn't like.

I'm happy to hear about Terry.

They're both from France.

This whole thing about diabetics drinking wine.

Are you there next week?

That's what I'm saying.

That's a whole nother conversation.

That's a different story.

I know. I know.

You did a real fucked up job with that.

Normally I don't give a fuck.

Yesterday was Friday.

Perfect timing.

I raised my kids right.

You're a kid.

I slept like three hours.

There's no way of knowing, right?

We could buy a house for forty thousand dollars.

Every five minutes it's the same conversation.

Ten, ten, ten and ten. That’s forty people.

I hate olives.

No. Well.

I’m talking about pit stops, Im talking about restrooms.

Shit like that

Alabama

I'm gonna throw a rock at you.

That shit pissed me off too.

You know what I really need?

It's not about that.

How's Greg gonna get there?

You know what? I agree.

I don't like that.

Should I get it or should I get the shitty one?

Don't get too wasted cause you not gonna remember shit.

Skeletons.

Of course.

I mean like on the weekends.

We're having different conversations.

I like changes.

It's just so easy.

She just doesn't want to.

I'm not dealing with shit.

I know shit like this happens.

I understand that.

Why would you think that?

Making it a thing, that's weird.

You're fucking kidding me.

I think we should be there by 12:00.

Like he didn't even come down for lunch.

I pretty much hate all that stuff.

That's why I ask.

You're so nice.

Not yet

That's insane.

What's been going on?

Like once or twice a week.

Tomorrow's Thursday.

She's wonderful. They love her love her love her.

Look at you.

That makes sense.

It's like the forgotten beer.

She seems awesome.

Just keep figuring it out.

An hour and a half south of Albany.

He looks like he can dance.

I can feel my body.

Why do you associate with?

She said she went out drinking last night.

The first thing I think you should do is come up with a budget.

No, I get that.

We're next.

I figured you had another pool party.

What it's like to live in that world.

Your hair is still long. Are you enjoying it?

My arms are in great shape.

You sounds stuffy.

Breakfast, lunch & dinner.

Why are you wearing two shirts?

Hey hey hey hey hey.

It's not that good.

I like those.

I still have snacks.

Unless you wanna get out & walk.

Well that's your angle.

Yeah that's fact.

Brian was the guy I was having drinks with.

I drink rum.

What's that mean?

I don't live around here, bro.

Open your mouth.

I just signed up for an hour.

Did you get chicken?

I work hard, that's all.

We'd both be happy.

That’s the wrong breakfast omelette, bro.

People that do yoga, they're flexible but not strong.

I'm tall.

Big ole chicken leg this big.

Same shit different guy.

We should do something non alcoholic.

She's wrong.

You're taking me to butt-fuck nowhere.

I woke up and I was like shit.

I don't care. I really don't.

I'm excited about celebrating your birthday.

That was fun.

Look at my feet.

And we still got burgers bitch.

What? I did.

I work outside, circulate the blood.

Pull my dick out.

Grilled chicken and broccoli.

I was real emotional yesterday.

More and more everyday.

That kinda goes to shit.

Even if you're not into Star Wars.

It's been a long day.

I get it.

I felt really shitty at the time and had no confidence in myself.

Yeah super literal and hard.

Distribution

I'm gonna cross the street.

Over here is weird.

Thank you. I was clueless.

I was surprised.

I’m gonna make a move to put it semi-permanently

somewhere.

I canceled my appointment with the insurance guy.

I'm wrong and right.

The most important part.

I wanna take responsibility for this.

Lesson learned.

They're so good.

Everything went in 3s that year.

Ready. Let's do it.

I see a bus. I see a bus too.

Bullshit

I had to go talk to somebody.

Gonna move to the woods.

Just like, thank you.

The weekend is not long enough.

I don't know you.

Im gonna get salad for dinner.

There's always something.

I never really knew the story.

I’m not playing with a full deck.

I love it.

Life is so short.

What the fuck, no. I hate that. I hate that.

Take that for what it is.

What difference does it make?

No, you can't hold my headphones.

You should do what you want.

Look at all these options.

It’s not like a bird.

I know what Im doing.

You can't let it go.

There it is.

If we want bigger things

If there were tacos here it'd be cool.

I’m not getting jelly, I eat way too much of it.

Lots of food lots of everything.

This is not working.

Wednesday Thursday Friday

You know?

I just gotta have some self control.

I want a soul-mate and he just wants someone to feed him

Chocolate when he comes home.

He doesn't complain.

There's no fucking train. I gotta go to Willis Point and

Take a ten minute train ride.

It doesn't expand.

Whatever it is is normal, natural.

Like ultimately, not really.

I’m going to Walgreen's.

I’m like pretty bad at doing the whole shopping on-line thing.

A very small piece of grilled chicken.

Talk to ya later.

I need new shoes.

Half my hoodies are really shitty and cheap.

Two hours outside of Atlanta.

They're coming back on Friday.

I don't give a shit. She fucked up.

It's not heavy at all.

Helicopter

Animals

They just don't like each other.

Lemme ask you something.

Every time

Denise

There's a girl made of stars waiting for you.

Liz is thirty-give.

C.A.D.

Seriously, it's free.

You want a sandwich?

What the fuck?

That’s not my thing.

All of us do it.

Uhhhh!

Pleasure pit.

I trust it and it's fine.

We're not getting anything else.

And it's like obvious when you're watching it.

Yeah, not pregnant.

Wonderful

I might smell like a Chinese restaurant.

Did you take your shoe off?

I feel like I wasn't emotional.

I'll definitely stop by.

It's only 6:30.

Yeah, it's a wedding day, fuck.

That's a very 1970s Massachusetts thing to do.

It's always in retrospect.

Oh you would've loved it.

I said you look really shitty.

That's my lesson.

Lemme see you jump rope.

Do you have savings?

Whats the dream if you're comfortable.

You make it fucking awkward.

I’m not doing that.

I have one question.

Jeff also said something about having a closet inside a bathroom.

You're not a nice person.

I live by myself.

I love your hair.

He doesn’t have good values.

It’s more complicated.

I’m a Sunday Monday guy.

That’s not how it works.

Take the bus.

My husband

My sister in law

Kerrie & I might go out on dates or whatever.

I was like, alright.

I love that.

Those are amazing.

I’m not gonna buy regular bread.

Huh? Yeah.

I wanna hear more.

This is all day.

I can’t say no.

We love her. I adore her. She just seems fantastic.

Stop playing game.

This is Erin.

You have to fight back.

Like the old days, long underwear, sweatshirt.

Florida.

I just feel weird about it.

The color or the texture.

Its one of the best things you can do.

Its not the same.

You're right.

He was like an old man.

Yeah ya do.

It’s always changing.

When I was in 8th grade.

They have everything.

You're gonna make enemies over someone you're not gonna be with that long anyways.

I’m 55 years old and I know I look good.

That's right.

I eat chicken.

You can't come here with kids.

I've never done this.

I'll make a ninja star covered with paper.

I did that too.

I forced her to clean the refrigerator because it was disgusting.

I’m not taking this fucking train tomorrow.

So I bought her a toaster.

Can’t even get a room with that kind of money.

Not everybody does that.

My nephews believe in Santa Claus.

Are you excited about tomorrow?

I don’t know.

I was excited this morning.

I’m actually really proud of you.

Fucking chocolate candy.

You gotta do something.

It’s worth the work.

In a lobby of a building

Feels like work to me.

I actually remember putting it in the bag.

What are you really doing?

Oh my god sit down.

He wasn’t raised in China he was raised here.

I need candy.

Sixty plus sixty

In a jungle

C, O, S, T, A, R, I, C, A

It’s incredible.

You need to be ready to get into my car.

I’m so tired of being the one. The one.

I can live without the cheese thing.

That big space above your stomach.

There's a number of things you could do.

That was like the best day of my life.

And now it's like I can. Yeah.

All three for thirty-one dollars.

Perfect

He needs to get out of that house.

I think he has the struggles I have.

I don’t know, you might be right.

It sucks everything out. I highly recommend it.

And then we have Christmas.

My mother knows. My father does not know.

That was years ago.

I’ve never been on a boat for more than an hour.

Puffy's a fag.

Nothing rolls over.

I’m gonna stick it out, I need the money.

What are we doing later?

There's no such thing as time machines.

She's not a magician.

Right next to the laundromat.

It’s not big but it exists.

I’m gonna tell the boss I’m getting on a plane.

Broccoli and carrots.

I love carrots, I hate broccoli.

You enter a store and you purchase something.

I actually have no idea.

I’m going to hot yoga at eight o’clock.

She’s thinking about some shit.

Everybody in the world.

I saw his house.

It’s a trust thing.

I paid rent, I’m disappearing now.

And how that will change our lives.

Nah, you go head, I don’t eat chips.

That’s gonna make things better.

I don’t know why.

Late 1800s

I’d wanna get it to try it.

It helps me sleep and do my homework.

Why don’t I wear this?

I didn’t know about that.

As long as I remember to bring everything.

Twelve dollars

I’m here all the time.

We're in a store.

He really knows.

All chips. Various. Doritos. Nachos.

I know this well.

Ben doesn’t give a shit.

Everything you want in life.

At the end it was a mistake.

Long term living.

I have a hard time with this part.

This is the lotion you want.

One of my friends dated a guy.

Its like this all the time.

Today was the first day I was like shit.

Totally

I like dinosaurs.

I’m sure there's things you wanna do.

Why did Darth Vader send all that stuff in the air?

I want it black all over.

He was having a good day.

There’s water there’s space right?

And the movies are really terrible.

Thank God tomorrow is a nice day.

Now you know what yesterday looks like.

It’s that part.

Uh!

You can have food delivered.

Alright.

Fiftieth birthday at the boom boom.

Can I put it on my body?

You’re buying a new house. So am I.

It’s gotten a lot easier.

One, two, three

Down in your core.

Boneless chicken

I’ve never had that happen before then it happened. Three

days straight.

It does. To me it does.

You gotta let go of this.

That’s a dumb idea.

I can’t do it again.

Cause I’m a real hot girl.

I am my own person.

This is something you'll use.

And this is why.

That’s over. Now you gotta move on to the next segment of your life.

You’re controlling the party.

He's acting like a female. I don’t have time for that.

I watch TV.

I saw them in my head.

There are a lot of things that I want that I can’t have.

What are some systems you have in place?

Once you’re in the gate you can do whatever the fuck you want.

I really feel like I lowered my standards.

You want me to be a specialist.

So nobody can get in my phone and do what they wanna do.

Put the fucking thing in a fucking velvet box.

So I grew up seeing shit like that.

I’m not watching you. I’m letting you know what’s in there.

Maybe I’m just used to it.

They did that thing and that was that.

My bad. Just put everything in a bag, take it upstairs and enjoy it.

When, no, if

I get sun sneezes. Do you get those too?

A prescription to get lotion.

Who said big boys can’t dance.

People do drugs.

You can lecture him to be a better man.

I like it. I don’t love it.

I woulda made tacos but

We'll keep this up as long as possible.

Your fear makes me scared.

No limit auto body.

It’s hard to be honest.

Like getting out and going for walks. That’s good.

They pissed you off one too many

No, I’m in the street shopping. I’m talking about grocery shopping.

You have a very active social life.

By something that doesn’t matter.

It’s the same shit.

I scream at my kids sometimes too.

Fucking animal

This is gonna suck.

They all get lost in the woods.

It’s fine it’s fine it’s fine. It’s good. I’m very bueno.

I hate this.

So how'd it all start?

That’s a little too mystical.

The angle is visible.

I’m left behind. You’re left behind.

Is that it?

A linguist. A translator.

It doesn't matter.

The snow.

And if he says it’s not personal, its business

That's not but if

You can definitely catch it here.

I don’t wanna talk today.

I commit myself to that lifestyle.

They can never see each other ever again.

It’s already tomorrow.

A line I could see forever.

It’s hard to do stuff.

It really depends on who it is, you know?

At the end of this on the left.

Just get a house.

You gotta know what you're doing.

Why do you put it down like that? Put it down like this.

He’s a real firefighter.

It’s gradual.

To talk about shit, about life.

Doing what I want.

I do have a small butt.

Nature never ceases to amaze me.

You're delusional now.

I literally get delusional.

Everything was great until it went bad.

You think you could get across without killing yourself?

Headaches problems

Took a nap and then

They created all this shit.

It’s easy to gain and hard to lose. I’ve been eating turkey

sandwiches. I tried. I know I know. Oh yeah me too.

Pass me the coffee table.

This is a great steamer.

So we’re like enjoy!

She cut her own hair and I told her it was crooked.

This was free for a reason. This was thrown out for a reason.

Thirty-five dollars

I mean I’m here for it. Self-refereeing. And I'll run all the

brackets and everything. I know, it’s hard. I try it so many

times I can never get it.

If you saw their house you’d be like ok.

I go through your life.

I mean, I get it.

No, no, yes

Cause I wanna stay home.

That’s right. Get em. Get em all.

I think all of a sudden my entire body changed. But I like it.

I’m thinking falafel tonight.

I don’t like pickles, I like cucumbers.

Apparently there’s some huge plan.

Exactly. Thank you so much.

That’s great. I love that, that’s really good.

It’s individual. The whole thing’s crazy. We gotta eat.

You just have to accept the, ok, today we are going. Tomorrow we're not going.

That’s wonderful.

I would like a nice pair of sneakers.

Yeah, that'd be worth a lot.

I got up early this morning.

I did everything by myself.

No matter what man, every man.

I don’t know what I’m doing.

That is not my friend.

I know that you know.

Trying to look for an outfit.

Do you think our car is the fastest car in the world?

Let me pay for something. I feel like everybody is

If you need to leave early just leave early.

I love dogs.

I love this shit. I hope you love it the way I love it.

As long as theres an ending.

I'll turn that into banana bread.

That’s what she does. When I get back it’s a house full of wet clothes.

They keep a list. They keep a record.

Urban wrestling

Make a nice salad.

I usually remember stuff.

It’s the same with playing games. I’ve fallen off with it

and haven’t gotten the spark back.

That’s when I didn’t care about meaning.

Yeah I still talk to one of the guys.

I’m fucking available.

I can’t go out every night, it’s just not for me.

Ice skating is here.

No, I don’t need to suffer. I suffered enough in my life.

Next one

It is really interesting.

So if you tell him hey, I can’t talk right now, I’m busy.

We also do very different things.

Seven hundred and fifty thousand dollars.

Thirteen dollars!

The reality of change.

What you're willing to put up with.

I believe in that.

It’s not ok, obviously.

It’s like a small teddy bear.

I am not. You wish I was. You wish I was.

Four is a lot.

I coulda made it work.

Yeah, it’s incredible.

People are weird.

Maybe next time.

The thing that actually matters.

All that stuff is happening.

Going in the microwave, going in the fridge.

If you only knew.

One two three four

Alrighty. You too.

Very very small. Like nobody else would see it but me.

This mutherfucka's crazy.

It’s five bucks you dumb ass.

At least somebody knows I’m not fucking lying.

And we can do whatever we want.

Your brother sounds like a great guy.

I don’t normally walk like this.

I asked you three times, you said no three times.

Who're you talking to?

I promise you, her energy is so fucking weird.

Ten, five, twelve, no matter what age.

Invite rats into a building.

That’s fucked up. It really is.

You know I know.

This is what it’s about.

I haven’t figured it out.

My four cousins and my sister.

It’s weird you told them about my shit.

Like the rest of us, she went home for Christmas.

Yeah sure, maybe some day.

Five minutes

She's married, she's married, she's married.

Subway sandwiches

That’s literally what just happened.

I used to like summer but I don’t anymore. That’s ok.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah yeah yeah.

Six minutes

Yeah, basically.

I love these hands.

You and I are in a world.

Two hours

Nobody go in this house.

My next life will be the opposite of this one.

It’s exactly like this.

They used to build houses.

If you don’t want me to be your friend.

There are no true yellows and it makes me sad.

Garbage garbage garbage

Its one of those things.

I will do whatever it takes to own cute pillows.

That’s the difference between me and him.

The kids from the 70s and 80s did not.

Is this a Canadian nickel?

My Christmas list is not jars and boxes and cans.

Leave your house prepared to be pissed off.

I’d rather have macaroni n cheese.

Is that what you want?

This is not what I want.

You smell good.

Why is my pinky so long?

Frogs have ears.

It’s not humanly possible.

I need to work. I’m not working.

Why does Kendrick Lamar have super powers?

You sit in boxes.

You're a hard woman at work.

I don’t like parties.

You should always invite someone to parties.

My mom loves me.

Do you know what time I wake up in the morning?

She’s pretty. She kinda reminds me of a mermaid.

I was the same way before you introduced me to it.

I know how to find stuff.

That’s the ride back.

You gotta put it away.

I'll never die

Just like everything else in my life

I used to love stuff like that.

This guy Tom did it for me.

You know how many times I did it and didn’t know about it?

You only have one?

It’s like what you do at home.

But like you said, I appreciate the honesty.

Chris to the office.

When do we eat?

Wanna get calamari? Whatever.

It’s like fatty and yeah.

I mean literally.

Does she answer the phone? No, but she answers the emails.

My brother is seven.

Her birthday is tomorrow.

Hey at least you’re honest about it.

I missed my opportunity on that.

Say you're my brother.

Tell him no thank you if he does that again.

I wanted to do it that way.

I’m not bald and I don’t wear lipstick.

The secret ingredient in orange juice.

I got the dumplings, the mac n cheese bites.

I don’t want to become a vampire.

Alright, lets do it again.

Got it. Interesting. OK.

Twenty-two hours, six minutes, nineteen seconds.

Why did you lie?

This is where it starts to get more involved.

Look at those. What do you think about that?

You’re gonna take it out and you’re gonna season it.

It’s Friday, so

That’s unforgettable.

It was bad. It was bad bad.

Shawn does a lot of networking.

No, you're pumping iron. They know.

I ate an Italian sandwich and it was gigantic.

It’s not a thing.

I’m way ahead.

There she is.

All of us. All three of us can go in.

There's nothing bad about that.

That makes sense. That makes sense.

It’s your job on the line not mine.

That’s five dollars. Not bad, right?